A Middle Eastern student tells the tale of being abused by a local policeman in a traffic stop. However, he learns from an attorney that he should "have a camera tied to his head" to do anything about it. The story begins with: I might be the unluckiest person on the planet. I can't be sure. It seems that every time I get into a car I get a ticket. I know that I am not the world's worst driver, but I must wear a sign that says pull me over.
